Hermione has it rough. From being picked on by bullies to not being able to draw, she just can't seem to catch a break. If only there were some way for her to show everyone at Hogwarts that she's more than just a potato-face loser... In fact, she's the coolest girl in the whole world! "A Very Potter Sequel" is an unofficial, fan-made, parody show. Like this song? Get it on iTunes here: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/a-very-starkid-album/id382263536 The Coolest Girl - music and lyrics by Darren Criss HERMIONE: All my dreams I'm chasing after, they don't need all this laughter... I take a grain of salt, stiff upper lip. It's not their fault I'm not as hip. Wake up kid, you know you're more than this... I'm the smartest person that I've ever met. So why do I allow myself to possibly forget: There's so much I know how to do, so much more than all of you. The only thing I wish I knew was how to make them see the girl that I can be.... I am the coolest girl in the whole wide world I know it but can't show it at all. I am sick and tired of low, not higher places, where I should belong. It's about time I proved them wrong... Give me a shot to show what I've got! I'm a helluva whole lot more than this frizzy hair, these frumpy clothes I wear, though I rock 'em like nobody you've seen before 'Cause I am the coolest girl in the whole wide world I know it below it all. I am done with losin', on with choosin' the coolest girl on the face of the planet, the coolest bitch on earth, goddammit! The coolest chick you've ever seen or heard! So you can try to bring me down, but sorry guys, I'm stickin' around! I've thought about it, and I've found that I am the coolest girl! ... Yeah! http://www.teamstarkid.com/